Catching Elephant is a theme by Andy Taylor
(Source: patrickstarposts)
THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
keep-calm-and-play-with-lights:
can’t decide if i want to masturbate, eat a whole pizza, or kill myself
You must be having a period.
i have a penis
Fk me
the year is 2025
scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
the spice girls are getting impatient
war is upon us
(Source: quentintarantinos)
