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THERE IS A FUCKING COW TRYING TO GET INSIDE MY HOUSE
I AM HOME ALONE
WHAT DO I DO THERE IS A COW PRESSING ITS FACE AGAINST THE WINDOW
tell it to mooove
(via drapetomaniaxx)
keep-calm-and-play-with-lights:
can’t decide if i want to masturbate, eat a whole pizza, or kill myself
You must be having a period.
i have a penis
(via ihatejosh)
(via buffyaguilera)
Fk me
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the year is 2025
scientists are still scrambling to figure out what “zigazig ahh” is so that they can give the spice girls what they really really want
the spice girls are getting impatient
war is upon us
(via thehilariousblog)
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(via pokec0re)